daniel / 22 / m /
cis / predominantly heterosexual

koroisnolongerusingthisblog:

chickenwuss:

im gonna try to beat sephiroth again

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darnhomosexuals:

sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
quintobatchh:

strawberrypatty:

itseasytoremember:

bludgertothehead:

marauderdream:

this week on tumblr: everyone realizes how much of a badass neville was all along 

and maybe finally realizing that Snape was a complete asshole not a misunderstood man

Neville Longbottom: He woulda done it in 4 books

Also pointing out: Snape was an asshole to Neville because of his obsession with Lilly. He was pissed off Voldemort chose Harry rather than Neville.
Snape tortured two young boys because of an obsession with a dead, married woman.

Also: a dead married woman who turned him down when she was alive

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

fanbingblink:

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fearfield:

"anime is racially ambiguous" aka "these Asian characters with Asian names and Asian cultural markers made by Asian people don’t look like the hideously caricaturized narrow stereotypes of Asians that I’ve been used to seeing."

weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

venusaurphobia:

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

Who’s going to sample this first

babygoatsandfriends:

omfg

kordova:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

kordova:

hello gender seller. I’m going into battle and I need your strongest gender

my genders are too strong for you, traveler

Gender seller, I tell you I’m going into battle and I want only your strongest genders

creepynogoodnik:

okamitakahashi:

Who the fuck walks like this?!

tough cool people unlike you