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I’M A BUFF WRIGGLER THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN
I CAN SHAKE-A MY FANNY I CAN SHAKE-A MY CAN
I’M A TOUGH TOOTIN’ WRIGGLER I CAN PUNCH-A YOUR BUNS
PUNCH-A YOUR BUNS
I CAN PUNCH ALL YOUR BUNS
IF YOU’RE A PURPLE EMPRESS I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

I’M A BUFF WRIGGLER THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN

I CAN SHAKE-A MY FANNY I CAN SHAKE-A MY CAN

I’M A TOUGH TOOTIN’ WRIGGLER I CAN PUNCH-A YOUR BUNS

PUNCH-A YOUR BUNS

I CAN PUNCH ALL YOUR BUNS

IF YOU’RE A PURPLE EMPRESS I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN

It’s December 20th.

courtnu:

dardardearest:

You check your mail.

There’s an envelope.

Inside all you find is:

image

I would actually break down crying

kitten-burrito:

hsmusicfansblogthing:

That’s right it’s FINALLY OUT!

This labour of love for the past year and a bit has finally completed and is ready for your viewing pleasure!

What would happen if Sburb OST was released with a generic soundtrack for everyone, like any other game? This was a question that we sought to answer with  this unoffical Homestuck album. It features 56 jingles and tracks for your ears by 20 different musicians, including music team members Jeremy Iamurri (Solatrus) and Michael Bowman! All of the track art has been lovingly created by over 24 artists, including art team member Tavia Morra.

There are people seeding the album already so feel free to use the torrent link provided, or if you prefer, the DDL links will be out soon. There will also be a bunch of additional DLC for you to peruse, with even more coming on the way! So watch this space and we’ll let you know when that comes out.

We hope you enjoy!

We’d also like to extend a great number of thanks to AndrewNeo for allowing us to use skaia.net for hosting this new method of fan-album distribution. Thanks! The website will be out as soon as we can.

All right, finally!

Congrats to everyone who had a hand in this project!  ^u^

edoro:

I have a Gamzee theory.

It relies on a lot of assuming things about behavior so it’s entirely likely it’ll be jossed, but I think it’s interesting and I’d like to get it out here and see what people think.

A lot of this was inspired by apologija’s post, which posits basically the same thing and also has a lot of interesting things to say about Gamzee’s arc.

I think he might actually be working against Lord English.

Read More

congragulation

kitten-burrito:

miraculoustang:

Ahaha.  I can’t stand how good these are.

sweetjegus:

The Oppa Singularity. 
[x][x]

cthulhuismylordandsaviour:

HAY HOMESTUCKS

maideofheart:

stfunithingas:

Notice how we raised 700k in just two days for the Homestuck adventure game?

I bet in two days we can do it again!

At that same rate, in the next 6 hours, we could potentially raise 87.5k.

Pe’Sla, the sacred homeland of the Lakota Sioux, is in grave danger of being sold away and having a highway built through it. It is Holy Ground, the site of the creation of the world, and many religious ceremonies of the Sioux must be held here. The Sioux need as much money as possible to buy back this land that rightfully belongs and has always belonged to them, their tribe, their ancestors and their descendants.

We have 6 hours left before the funding campaign closes.

Let’s see if we can make another miracle!

LETS MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MiRaClEs

sheepystars:

mint-t:

homestucketiquette:

Nobody likes spoilers!! If you must post spoilers as an update comes out, put them under a readmore and tag them accordingly! You don’t want to ruin the fun for your followers!

For the inevitable Hurricane Homestuck that will ensue, I’d like my Followers to know my Spoiler Tags are the following (at least for Homestuck):#spoilers #update #upd8 Set your Tumblr Saviors! I’ll Read More everything, but it’s just in case! I also urge my followers to do the same! 

^^^ Pretty much my tags too. And yeah. Lets all do this

sheepystars:

mint-t:

homestucketiquette:

Nobody likes spoilers!! If you must post spoilers as an update comes out, put them under a readmore and tag them accordingly! You don’t want to ruin the fun for your followers!

For the inevitable Hurricane Homestuck that will ensue, I’d like my Followers to know my Spoiler Tags are the following (at least for Homestuck):

#spoilers #update #upd8 

Set your Tumblr Saviors! I’ll Read More everything, but it’s just in case! I also urge my followers to do the same! 

^^^ Pretty much my tags too. And yeah. Lets all do this

digiportplz:

fishpun:

spadesslick:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

kittiomi:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

davelaughingalonewithjohnsass:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

itsapumpkinpoptart:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

kittiomi:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

itsapumpkinpoptart:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

On day 24 of no homestuck update

we are going to go check the site

and it will be gone


there will be no records of homestuck ever existing.

No don’t even joke about it

you ransack google, trying to find anything out.

All you get is links to homestuck tumblr blogs that aren’t even sure if they are real

you google Andrew Hussie

Nothing comes up. Nothing at all.

you keep making this better worse!

Andrew Hussie won’t exist.

We will all check tomorrow

nothing will come up in any search engine

only different suggestions to different things

there will be no pictures of Hussie on the internet either.

He is in our imagination. 

STOP

on day 48

we go back to mspaintadventures.com

its there

but there is only 3 words on the site.

not links, just 3 words.

IT’S NOT REAL”

What if you own the books though.

THE BOOKS THE BOOKS 

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE BOOKS

you start looking at them. 100% certain.

but the longer it goes on, the more you become uncertain.

you go to the site you got them from, there are no records of them ever being in that store.

you start to question it.

The music?! The art?! THE CLOTHES?!

You swear on your life it’s from something.

you can’t put your fingers on it.

day 60.

you go back to the site. Nothing is there except a little flashing link.

you click it. Desperate that it will lead you to something. answers.

It takes you to a single picture of 4 different houses. the first with alpha kids, the second with beta kids, the third with alpha tolls, the fourth with beta trolls.

you scroll down more. The scroll bar seem to long for just a small picture. You arrive at the bottom. There are only 4 words.

“You made it up”

as soon as you read that, the tab suddenly closes. You try desperately to get back to it. your browser says it doesn’t exist, it never existed.

Day 413.

A large storm of meteors begins hurtling towards Earth. Nobody could have predicted their arrival, and it is as if they suddenly appeared out of thin air.

As the largest meteor nears the surface, it is split in half by an unseen force. When the two halves land, they are both found to be inscribed with the same text. Many Oblivion fans realize that the text is written in the Daedric alphabet.

The text translates as follows:

“[S] Humanity: Wake Up.”

i think i just finished reading what is literally the best post on tumblr

^

wecansexy:

rumminov:

umbritis:

savedchicken:


Some kinda re-do of the “Archangel Micheal” painting by Giordano.
Haha I’ll stop with the weird renaissance angely stuff soon. It’s just really fun to do ergrh! 
Here’s how I drew this.

oh wow this is incredible

BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

SCREAMS FOREVER AT HOW PERFECT THIS IS

wecansexy:

rumminov:

umbritis:

savedchicken:

Some kinda re-do of the “Archangel Micheal” painting by Giordano.

Haha I’ll stop with the weird renaissance angely stuff soon. It’s just really fun to do ergrh! 

Here’s how I drew this.

oh wow this is incredible

BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

SCREAMS FOREVER AT HOW PERFECT THIS IS

cephiedvariable:

hollowlaughter:

hollowlaughter:

albinotaters:

alexiorsay:

aeromachia:

bonyfish:

alchemistique:

geromeat:dovestrodor:slightly-disconnected:

Voice Acting- Doc Scratch (by TheArtistKnownAsSIR)

help me i’m having a panic attack this was so perfect

someone 

hold me

hold me 

GOOD GOD

He’s PERFECT.

Man, this isn’t at all what my head-voice for the good Doctor sounds like, but it’s kind of amazing. Creative use of voice filters all around.

softowl:

hk-homestuck:

inksteaks:

I MADE THIS… HAPEN

YOU ARE WONDERFUL

wow look how good this is

wow

wow

JESUS FUCK

THEIR SOULS

ASH

SHIT

uranianlalonde:

uranianlalonde:

just a reminder -comic- by *LatiaIam

Now formatted for easy Tumblr viewing.

Reblogs this for like the millionth time because it’s the best thing ever

kitten-burrito:

calliopalope:

Guys, watch this. Omg.

I felt compelled to [SOURCE] this gem.  >:3